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GUJRATI AVE CHECHE ????

THARI YAAD AVE CHHEE
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scroll karu mari juni yado ne
hyperlink thai ne tu same ave chhe.

ek ek minute tari yad ave chhe
screen saver ni jem tu same ave chhe

Besu chhu kam karva
minimize karu chhu mari badhha window ne
Desktop ni jem tu same ave chhe

delete karu chhu a yado ni file ne
pan thodi thodi vare a recyclebin mathi pachhi ave
chhe.

shutdown karu chhu mari system
to pan shutdown message ma tu ave chhe.

scan karu chhu mari harddisk ne
virus bani ne tu same ave chhe

dial karu chhu isp ne
connection lai ne tu ave chhe

disconnect thai maru connection
reconnect thai tari yad pachhi ave chhe

open karu chhu mara network neighborhood ne
entire network ma khali tuj ave chhe

start karu chhu mara computer ne
to taskbar ma system date ane time bani ave chhe

off karva jau chhu system date ne
to pan taskbar property ma tuj ave chhe.

ghare thi aavu chhu office to
My briefcase ma tu sathe ave chhe.

kholu chhu a yado ni site ne
to home page ni jem tu same ave chhe

banavi rahyo chhu webastrologer.com
darek kundali ma tu nazar ave chhe

ave chhe error mara programme ma
MSDN Help bani tu ave chhe

compile karu chhu javana programme ne
classpath check kari tu ave chhe

joi a chhe mari system ne power
power code bani tu ave chhe

betho chhu site banavva
domain name bani tu same ave

store karava mangu chhu kaik
Database bani tu ave chhe

select karva mangu chhu
mouse pointer bani tu ave chhe

vicharu chho bijukai jova
najar udi ne tari taraf ave chhe

gherayelo chhu computer processing ma
taskmanager ni rite tu same ave chhe

connection maltu nathi
to pan offline tari yad ave chhe

chalu karu chhu mara monitor ne
256 color ma tu same ave chhe

vichar karu chhu ghani var
su tane pan mari yad ave chhe?.

aavto nathi taro javab to vicharu chhu ke
su kam mane tari aatli badhi yad ave chhe.

check karu chhu mara inbox ne
tara sivay badha na email ave chhe.

jo ave taro email to
to hash manu ke koi ne to mari yad ave chhe.

suki padi gai chhe a yado
Tame malo to taji kari shakay chhe

samji shaku chhu a fast life ne
yad taji karva mate to ek email pan bahu ganay chhe.

jo ave taro reply to
to samju tane mari yad ave chhe
nahi to bijani jem tu pan bhuli jay chhe....

The A-Z of Friendship

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A Friend....

A~ Accepts you as you are
B~ Believes in "you"
C~ Calls you just to say "HI"
D~ Doesn't give up on you
E~ Envisions the "whole" of you
F~ Forgives your mistakes
G~ Gives unconditionally
H~ Helps you
I~ Invites you over
J~ Just "be" with you
K~ Keeps you close at heart
L~ Loves you for who you are
M~ Makes a difference in your life
N~ Never Judges
O~ Offers support
P~ Picks you up
Q~ Quiets your fears
R~ Raises your spirits
S~ Says nice things about you
T~ Tells the truth when you need to hear it
U~ Understands you
V~ Values you
W~ Walks beside you
X~ X-plain things you don't understand
Y~ Yells when you won't listen and
Z~ Zaps you back to reality

WRITTEN BY UMAIR MEMON

THESE R SOME COOL SHYRIS WRITTEN BY ME.

Akele hi nikal pade the manzil ki talaash mein,
Raah mein log milte gaye aur caravan badhta gayaa.

Jinhe dil se chaaha, jinhe dil se pooja
nazar aane lage hai wohi ajnabi se,
Rawaayat rahi hai ye sadiyon puraani
shikaayat nahin hai koyi zindagi se.

Pyaar tum naa karo,
iska koyi gam nahin.
Bewafaa mat kaho,
Bewafaa hum nahin.
Jhoote waade karen,
Woh sanam hum nahin.
Bewafaa mat kaho,
Bewafaa hum nahin.

TAJ MAHAL As a Bachelor
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takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

As a Lover
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takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

As a married one
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takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti!

Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare,
Agar kare to Qayamat tak judaa na kare

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala

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Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana
Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana

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Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai

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Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo
Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo

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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

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Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya

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Ishq Ne Insaan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya,
Mumtaz Kamal Ka Phool Tak Na Utha Saki,
Shahjahan Ne Uske Liye Taj Mahal Bana Diya......

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Before Marriage:
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
Lekin mumtaz nahi milti.
After marriage:
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin
Mumtaz nahi marti.

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A chilman is an urdu word for a WINDOW.
Ek dost uske jigri dost to sher sunaa rahaa hai.
Arz kiyaa hai.......
SHAYAR: Is chilman se hum nikle, us chilman se woh nikle....
His friend: Aage
SHAYAR: Is chilman se hum nikle , us chilman se woh nikle...
His friend: Aage
SHAYAR: Continues the same thing...is chilman......
HIs friend( VEXED) : Aag lagaado us chilman ko, na tum niklo na woh nikle!!!!!!

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

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Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein

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Dhoodh mein chaaval dhaalne se Kheer banthi hai
Dhoodh mein chaaval dhaalne se Kheer banthi hai
Mohabbat mein Jootha padne se Taqdeer banthi hai

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Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati

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Wo pakwaan hi kya hai jo dak-kar na ho
Wo mithai hi kya hai jisme shakkar na ho
Wo pakwaan hi kya hai jo dak-kar na ho
Wo mithai hi kya hai jisme shakkar na ho
Wo gaadi hi kya hai jisko koyi takkar na ho
Wo gaadi hi kya hai jisko koyi takkar na ho
A're miyaa.. wo zindagi hi kya hai
jisme koyi chakkar na ho

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Jo mazaa thali me woh payalli me nahi
Jo mazaa saali me woh garwali me nahi.

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Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ...sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

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Kisi ek sher ki shaadi thi...
to uske barat main ek chuha bahut jam ke nach raha tha...
Public ka to funda hill gaya..
boss yeh chuhe ko sher ki shaadi main itna kya maja aa raha hai...
To ek bander ne chuhe se pucha ...
'abhey item, itna kyon naach riya hai ?'
Chuha bola... 'aaj mere bhai ki shaadi hai, nachoo kyon nahin'
Bander: 'Sher aur tera bhai.. abe bheja khisak gela hai kya!!'
huha: 'Haan... main bhi shaadi ke pehle sher tha...'

Khuda kare...
Khuda kare ke mohabbat mein voh makaam aaye
Khuda kare ke mohabbat mein voh makaam aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha ruku ka naam aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha ruku ka naam aaye
Khuda kare ho o o...
Koi mita na sake dil ke is fasane ko
Koi mita na sake dil ke is fasane ko
Karoon main yaad tujhe bhool ke jamane ko
Uthe jo meri nazar tera hi salaam aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha ruku ka naam aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha ruku ka naam aaye
Khuda kare ho o o...

Deewanepan ka nasha saari umar na utre
Deewanepan ka nasha saari umar na utre
Wafa ki bandgi mein apni zindagi gujre
Deewane dil ki tadap kuch to tere kaam aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha ruku ka naam aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha ruku ka naam aaye
Khuda kare ke mohabbat mein voh makaam aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha ruku ka naam aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha ruku ka naam aaye
Khuda kare ho o o...

Tum aaye zindagi mein to barsaat ki tarah
Tum aaye zindagi mein to barsaat ki tarah
Aur chal diye to jaise khuli raat ki tarah
Tum aaye zindagi mein to barsaat ki tarah

Baatein rahin adhuri, bichadna pada hamen
Baatein rahin adhuri, bichadna pada hamen
Tha yeh bhi itfaak mulakat ki tarah

Shehnai ke suron mein tha maatam ka shor kyun
Shehnai ke suron mein tha maatam ka shor kyun
Sapne to aaye neend mein baarat ki tarah

Hum bhi to muntzir hain ke, kuch zindagi mile
Hum bhi to muntzir hain ke, kuch zindagi mile
Aao hamare dil mein bhi zajbaat ki tarah

Ye to kaho ke ahad kiya tha rahenge saath
Ye to kaho ke ahad kiya tha rahenge saath
Ab kyun badal bhi jaate ho haalat ki tarah
Tum aaye zindagi mein to barsaat ki tarah
Tum aaye zindagi mein to barsaat ki tarah

AUR EK HAI

Ishq nachaye jisko yaar, ishq nachaye jisko yaar
Ishq nachaye jisko yaar, woh phir nache beech bazar,
woh phir nache beech bazar
Ishq kare jisko beemar, ishq kare jisko beemar
Ishq kare jisko beemar, uspe dava-daroo bekar, uspe dava-daroo bekar,
woh phir nache beech bazar
Ishq nachaye jisko yaar, ishq nachaye jisko yaar

Ishq mein jo chode ghar-bar, ishq mein jo chode ghar-bar
Ishq mein jo chode ghar-bar, uske gale mein preet ka haar,
uske gale mein preet ka haar, woh phir nache beech bazar
Ishq nachaye jisko yaar, ishq nachaye jisko yaar

Ishq ki keemat jaan aur dil, ishq ki keemat jaan aur dil
Ishq ki keemat jaan aur dil, ishq na ban paaye vaiopaar,
ishq na ban paaye vaiopaar, woh phir nache beech bazar
Ishq nachaye jisko yaar, ishq nachaye jisko yaar

Rahi Kalandar kehta hai, Rahi Kalandar kehta hai
Rahi Kalandar kehta hai, ishq khuda ka hai darbar,
ishq khuda ka hai darbar, woh phir nache beech bazar
Ishq nachaye jisko yaar, ishq nachaye jisko yaar
Ishq nachaye jisko yaar, woh phir nache beech bazar,
woh phir nache beech bazar
Woh phir nache beech bazar, woh phir nache beech bazar,
woh phir nache beech bazar

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Yahan likhna mana hai

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Jaaneman
katwa de baal, hoja ganji Aur kar de savera

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein
hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin,
saali ko hota hai

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan

Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!

Jab tota hua dirty, Tote se boli maina
Don't you worry, Surf Excel hai na

Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Sine theta by cos theta is tan theta, tan theta!

Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho

Har dil jo pyaar karega Woh khaana khaayega
Deewana apni deewangi se nahin balki, Waistline
se pehchaana jaayega

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

KYU MAZA AYA TO JALDI REPLY KARO
UMAIR,line meN lage raho pyare,
kabhi tou lahar aayegi

Ab kyun badal bhi jaate ho haalat ki tarah
Tum aaye zindagi mein to barsaat ki tarah
Tum aaye zindagi mein to barsaat ki tarah
BY MUMBAI KA RAJA {NAM HAI SHEHENSHAH}
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Abe ye kya hua , ek dum se sab senti ho gaye hain
mere mitti ke shairon , jaggon aur haaN jo bhi kaho yaar last ghazal hai badi touchy .. good work yaar !!
BY RAHUL DESAI {KHANDALA}
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SECOND SHAYRI KA REPLY

Ishq main UMAIR Shayar hoke, badal se barse paani
Ishq main UMAIR Shayar hoke, badal se barse paani

ab to ____ maan ja, aur ban ja uski Rani
KHATM HO JAYEGI YEH SHAYRO KI KAHANI !!!
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MUMBAI KA RAJA {NAM HAI SHEHENSHAH}
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UMAIR ,
mein shayar to nahi,
magaarrrr aye haseen,
jabh se dekha meine tujhko mujhko,
shayareeeeee aa gayeeeee......
BaBU.... Dont MISunderSTAND,
Gaana aachcha hai !!! kaun se film se hai?
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BY RUKSANA AHMED{MUMBAI}
IN REPLY TO THIS UMAIR WRITES
Chaandni ko guroor hai...
Ke chaand pe noor hai,
hum.... kis per guroor karein,
Humari ruku hi humse dur hai.

takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin Ruksana nahi milti.
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wah wah...
Yeh wala mast tha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BY USA KA TOP GANDU
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Oye meri aankh aur gand dono se paani nikal raha hai.

Balu, Balu, Tu kyon itna dukhi he raaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy...
(Rajesh Khanna Style)

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Gand maro sabki, Jay Badboodar Gand ki.

BY BADBOODAR GANDWALA

UMAIR ,
FOR GOD SAKE
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BY RUKSANA AHMED
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Balu dost ..... udas main ho ......

Ek din aayega ki ruku tujhe yeh likhegi.....

Basmati chawal mal mal ke dhoti
Basmati chawal mal mal ke dhoti
Jab tumhari yaad aati, to chup chup ke roti

UCHAK GAI RHEGI YAAR
BY USA KA TOP GANDU
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khuda kare ki mohbbat mein ye makaam aaye
khuda kare ki mohbbat mein ye makaam aaye
TU baitha rahe yuin hi,
or RUKU kisi or sang bhaag jaaye------
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BY NIRALI
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abe nirali tere ko jawab milega

Janeman Janeman tere do nayan
Janeman Janeman tere do nayan
Mar kar ta hai fod doon dono ko kur ke ONE BY ONE

by GANDU BACHCHA

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GUJRATI AVE CHECHE ????

today's NEW page
FOR COOL SHAYRIS SEE DOWN